Me: "Now listen, Darcy, I want you to try to relax and not be so wild around Uncle Clint"
Darcy: "But I like Uncle Clint and I haven't seen him in like 3 years!"
Me: "That's fine. I'm just saying not to let him get you all riled up."
Darcy: "But it's fun!"
Me: "What you ought to do when you see him is give him a big kiss."
Darcy: "Why would I do that?"
Me: "Because it would not be what he expects or what he wants."
Darcy: "Then why would I waste my lips on him?"
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