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I have friends who, like myself, spend quite a bit of time on the computer. This poem I received, the author not credited, says it quite nicely:

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house was such a mess.

He asked if I'd been 'computering',

And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny,

And tidy up the house.

And so I started cleaning up...

The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.

That really did the trick...

I was just admiring my good work.
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops - I found

A real absorbing site

That I got SO way into it
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse.

It's very, very shiny.

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney.