Out of the mouths of my babes

Darcy: " I told Kelly she can't go into my room"

Me: "Why? We already wrapped her gifts."

Darcy: "Because she said Selena Gomez was a terrible actress and I have her all over my walls."

Kelly: "I only said that because you were telling me you put her all over your walls."

Me: (scoffing) "Yeah, all over her walls" Rolls eyes. "I showed her a picture of my room and what all over the walls meant."

Darcy: "My walls are too hard to put up that many pictures and besides you won't let me buy any magazines."

Kelly: "Well you don't need to be wasting your money and time buying 3 or more teen magazines a month, cutting out pictures, making scrapbooks and pasting pictures all over your walls."

Darcy: "But that's what you and Mommy did!"

Kelly: "I don't want to hear about what I did. You are the second generation. You should be learning from the first generation's mistakes."

Darcy: "I am. Your generation's mistake was putting up pictures of BOYS!"