The end of my vegetarian experiment

Rusty: "Are you hungry?"

Me:"Yes I'm starving!"

Rusty: "Where do you want to eat?"

Me: "I don't care, but remember I'm a vegetarian so we need to go somewhere I can get vegetarian meals."

Rusty: "Yeah sure you are. Where do you want to eat?"

Me: "No I'm serious. Did you not know that? I'm a vegetarian now."

Rusty: "Well if that's the case then I'll just pull off the side of the road and you can munch down in the median because you're in Indiana now and we're meat eaters!"