Out of the mouths of my babes

Darcy:  "I want to go on the Woody Woodpecker coaster.  It looks safe."

Me:  "That's the roller coaster that you all talked me into going on that I ended up crying on and breaking my sunglasses from squeezing them so tight."

Darcy:  "Ah, Mom, you can sit this one out then."

Me:  (laugh like Woody Woodpecker)

Darcy:  (looks at me blankly)

Me:  "You don't even know who Woody Woodpecker even is."

Darcy:  "I do too!  He's a chipmunk."