Out of the mouths of my babes

Madison, Darcy and I are all lying on the bed talking.  Madison sneezes and then blows her nose which sounds quite full.

Me:  "Maddy has a nose full of nickels.  She thought it was candy, but it's snot."

Darcy: (laughs)

Me:  "Thank you for laughing, Darcy.  That's something my dad use to say to us.  We would blow our nose and he would say we had a nose full of nickels.  And then when we would tell him that made no sense and that we didn't have nickels in our nose he would say, "You thought it was candy, but it's snot."  And we would laugh and laugh like that was the funniest thing in the world."

Darcy:  "It is funny."

Me:  "It is.  He was funny.  But really...what an odd thing to say.  No one has candy in their nose."

Darcy:  "Kelly does!"