Monday, March 09, 2009

From the Email Box

Actually, I believe my brother uses some of these......

Wouldn't you love to say these aloud to someone?
  • Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

  • I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

  • Well, aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need?

  • Why don't you slip into something more comfortable....like a coma.

  • Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.

  • If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

  • You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

  • Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

1 comment:

  1. Love the remarks! Love the picture of the day too:)

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