From the Email Box

Actually, I believe my brother uses some of these......

Wouldn't you love to say these aloud to someone?

• Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?


• I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.


• Well, aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need?


• Why don't you slip into something more comfortable....like a coma.


• Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.


• If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.


• You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.


• Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.