Email Goody

This is an email I received today from my neighbor, Howard. To the left is Howard and his new toy. Not a bad thing for a man in his late 80's, huh?

Gentle Thoughts for Today

• I want people to know I look this way because I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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• Did you ever notice that when you put the two words, "The" and "IRS" together it spells, Theirs"?

• The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

•  A penny saved is a government oversight.

• The easiest way to find something lost around my house is to buy a replacement

• He who hesitates is probably right.

• If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

• The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for...

• Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.

• The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.