Out of the mouths of my babes

Darcy: "We had the best Cinco de Mayo celebration at school today."

Me: "What did you do?"

Darcy: "I had a margarita!"

Me: "Great! What else?"

Darcy: "We had all kinds of food."

Me: "Like what? Tacos?"

Darcy: "No. We had candy."

Me: "What else?"

Darcy: "We had pound cake, marble cake, cookies with icing and gumdrops. We had pina coladas."

Me: "Did you have any real food?"

Darcy: "Uh, we had chips and salsa and gut-a-molly dip."