A day with Rustoleum

My brother popped into town to visit his mother.  We visited some rehabilitation centers as the hospital is talking about moving her to one.  Mostly we entertained her as that is what he does best.  I made sure to take notes, pictures, and videos.  Behold:

Sayings from his mouth:

• Let's just all relax.  Sit back and take it easy.  Simmer.
• Wherever you go, there you are.
• It's funny how people get out of your way when you pull out in front of them.

Pictures:

I told him he looked like a meat cutter.

"You mean a butcher?"

"What are you talking about? Do you have any sense?"

"I am loved by all!"

"When you are as good looking as I am...."

Videos:

He danced for me and I video taped it and told him I was going to put it on facebook so that our old neighbors and his buddies from grade school could see him now.  I mentioned names and that set him off on an old neighbor, Bill, while I was video taping.  I mouthed to him that I was video taping this and so he went off....

Then just because he was on a roll with the neighbors he moved on to another neighbor and left him a message.  Problem is....this is only funny if you know the players and the history....