Darcy: "Mom, can you give me your assume?"
Me: "What?"
Darcy: "Can you give me your assume? Should I wear my crocs or my sneakers?"
Me: "I don't know what you are talking about. You want me to give you my what?"
Darcy (sighing): "Your assume! You know, you're going to say to me, 'I assumed you would wear your crocs.' So I just want you to give me your assume now before I put on my shoes."
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