Wednesday, October 20, 2021

My husband is funny



Me
: "Did you order this magazine under a funny, assumed name? It just came to our address under a fake name."

Tom: "What magazine?"

Me: "This one. Shape. Are you trying to tell me something?"

Tom: "Shape? Is what's it called? Shape? No, but let me see that. Who is that?"

Me: "Vanessa Hudgens. She's all grown-up now."

Tom: "She looks in good shape." (flips through the magazine) "Gift ideas for the holidays."

Me: "Hey, that's exactly the page I read. See that iced coffee maker? I thought we could get that for Darcy. It's $2,000 and something dollars."

Tom: "Yeah, we're not in that kind of Shape."

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