Me: "Tell your dad. He swears they ruin his yard, and he comes out and snips them in half."
Darcy: "That's even more disgusting."
Me: "It is. Oh, wait! Ahhh...she has a baby on her back. It's a mommy grasshopper."
Me: "Uh, now that I SnapChatted that out to everyone, I'm thinking maybe I got it wrong. They're doing quite a bit of bucking. Look up grasshopper sex on your phone."
Darcy: "Yeah, I'm not doing that."
*FYI - Not a mother and her baby.
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