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From my friend Robin...

Why Men are never depressed:

1. Their last name never changes.
2. The garage is theirs.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. They can do their nails with a pocket knife.
6. They can never be pregnant.
7. They can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
8. They can wear NO shirt to a water park.
9. Car mechanics tell them the truth.
10. The world is their urinal.
11. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
12. A week of vacation only requires a carry on.
13. If someone forgets to invite them, he or she is still their friend.
14. They pay $8,96 for a three pack of underwear.
15. They can Christmas shop for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.