Madison: "Has anyone seen my math calculator?"
Me: "No."
Darcy: "No. Where did you have it last?"
Madison: "Well, I hid it when we went on vacation so no one would steal it, and now I can't find it."
Darcy: "Wait. What? You hid it from thieves? What thief breaks into a house looking for a calculator?"
Madison: "Someone who enjoys math."
Darcy: "Did that seriously just come out of your mouth?"
Madison: "Yes, and obviously we did have a break in because I can't find my calculator. So there."
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