Out of the mouths of my babes

(The names have been changed to protect the innocent (and minors))

Darcy: "On the football bus I'm the only girl so the boys were trying to get information out of me, and I was trying hard to get information out of them."

Me: "Information about who they like?"

Darcy: "Yes, so Colby admitted he has feelings for Mary. They like each other supposedly. But one of the things I found out was that Nicole always said she and Colby were buddies for like seven years and Colby said that wasn't true at all."

Me: "So Nicole likes Colby?"

Darcy: "No she is with Jay."

Me: "Who does Leonard like?"

Darcy: "Nobody. He's single like me."