Me: "Kelly is on the phone and wants to know if you want to earn some money."
Darcy: "Sure!"
Me: "Uh, Kelly, as her manager I must ask how she will be earning this money."
Kelly: "Cleaning bathrooms."
Me: "You have to help Kelly clean the church bathrooms."
Darcy: "How much will I make?"
Me: "Well, Kelly is volunteering her time to clean these bathrooms. She isn't getting paid. She is doing this out of the kindness of her heart for Jesus. Remember the lesson we just had at church this week? Perhaps you should think about this and realize that you too should help Kelly clean these bathrooms as a volunteer....for Jesus Christ the Savior."
Darcy: "What if I'm Jewish?"
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