Out of the mouth of my babes

Darcy: "Let's go get in the car and drive to the Village Inn and get a pie."

Me: "I can not do that."

Darcy: "Yes, you can, it's easy."

Me: "Darcy, I'm not kidding. After what happened today I lost five years of my life."

Darcy: "Well that means you're younger so you can drive."

Me: "No, it means that I lost five years of my life, and now I'll die five years sooner than I would have normally."

Darcy: "Exactly then you should live your life to its fullest and eat some pie!"