Kelly: "They hired this marketing person and now suddenly all these odd posters appeared on our walls and in the bathrooms."
Madison: "What kind of posters?"
Kelly: "We'll some of them are good and fit in the work place with inspirational quotes and teamwork stuff."
Me: "But...."
Kelly: "But some of them are things a preteen would pick out for her bedroom. One of the posters has kittens with wings."
Madison: "What?"
Kelly: "I'm serious. They are kittens with wings. We call them the butter kittens."
Me: "That's weird."
Kelly: "I think we should be worried about this guy. I really do. I'm concerned he's had a stroke or something and gone off the deep end.
It's like when you go to visit your Uncle Ralph each week. Although he's getting older he is all there and you know he is all there. And then one day you knock on his door, and he answers wearing a metallic bikini that he fashioned himself out of kitchen aluminum foil, and you have to wonder if he had a stroke and isn't aware of it."
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