Email funnies

1. This one is hilarious for all of us living in Florida!

A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. They decided on the Ocean View Restaurant because the waiters there were very good looking and had buff bodies.

Ten years later at their 50 years of age meeting they again discussed where to go for dinner. They decided on the Ocean View Restaurant because the food was very good and the wine selection excellent.

Ten years later at their 60 years of age celebration they discussed dinner plans. They decided on the Ocean View Restaurant because it was quiet and had a beautiful view of the water.

Ten years after that at their 70 years of age get together they discussed where to eat. They decided on the Ocean View Restaurant because it was wheel chair accessible and even had an elevator.

Ten years after that at their 80 years of age celebration they discussed where to meet for dinner. They decided on the Ocean View Restaurant because they had never been there before.

2. This one is hilarious for women!

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit his sickly father's fortune, he decided he needed a wife to share in his good fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. He told her, "I may look like just an ordinary guy, but in a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million dollars."

Impressed the woman asked for his business card. Three days later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning then men!!

3. This is just plain funny!

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all so they decided that one had to leave or otherwise they would all fail to their deaths. Everyone silently looked at each other, not volunteering until the woman spoke up. She said that she would voluntarily let go because as a woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and children and she was used to making sacrifices with little in return. When she finished all ten men started clapping.