Senior Day
Me: "Why do you all have to portray seniors as old, hunched over humans with walkers and canes?"
Darcy: "Because that's more fun."
Tacky Tourist Day
Tom: "You look like your mother."
Darcy: "That's what I thought. This is mom on her way to Disney."
Me: "F**k you'all."
Pack Day
Me: "Who is Christopher Robin?"
Darcy: "None of the guys wanted to join this group today so we don't have one."
80's Day
Tom: "Hey, there Jane Fonda!"
Darcy: "Who's that?"
Packers Day
Me: "Why does everyone think pigs are pink? Have you seen a real pig?"
Darcy: "Who cares? I can't breathe."
Homecoming 2016
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