Me: "Did you order this magazine under a funny, assumed name? It just came to our address under a fake name."
Tom: "What magazine?"
Me: "This one. Shape. Are you trying to tell me something?"
Tom: "Shape? Is what's it called? Shape? No, but let me see that. Who is that?"
Me: "Vanessa Hudgens. She's all grown-up now."
Tom: "She looks in good shape." (flips through the magazine) "Gift ideas for the holidays."
Me: "Hey, that's exactly the page I read. See that iced coffee maker? I thought we could get that for Darcy. It's $2,000 and something dollars."
Tom: "Yeah, we're not in that kind of Shape."
