Married bliss

Me: "Hello?"

Tom: "Where are you?"

Me: "You didn't get my note?"

Tom: "What note?"

Me: "The note I left next to the note you left letting us know where you were going out this morning."

Tom: "Touche."

Okay, this conversation actually happened in my head. What really happened was this:

Me: "Hello?"

Tom: "Yes, where are you?"

Me: "You didn't get my note?"

Tom: "No. I'm not home."

Me: "The note I left next to the note you left letting us know where you are?"

Tom: "I don't know what you are talking about. I'm not even home. I didn't see any note. Where are you guys?"